• Who are we? We are the disharmonious, the leaders of thoughts, and deniers of reality.

    We are not legion. We are not creative. But hopefully you find what resources we offer useful.

  • We do not host sims, for that would be harmonious.


“For what comes up has to come down,

Down in Hadestown.”



It indicates a synchronic distortion in the areas emanating triolic waves. The cerebellum, the cerebral cortex, the brain stem, the entire nervous system has been depleted of electrochemical energy. Any device like that would produce high levels of triolic waves. These walls have undergone some kind of selective molecular polarization. I haven’t determined if our phaser energy can generate a stable field. We could alter the photons with phase discriminators.


Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. They used to say that if Man was meant to fly, he’d have wings. But he did fly. He discovered he had to. Curious, how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want. I’m Givin’ Her All She’s Got, Captain! No, Kirk, no. You’ll not escape. From hell’s heart, I stab at thee. …For spite’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee. You’ve never really faced death, have you?” “…No; not like this. I haven’t faced death. I’ve cheated death. I’ve tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity; I know nothing.


These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. We need to neutralize the homing signal. Each unit has total environmental control, gravity, temperature, atmosphere, light, in a protective field. Sensors show energy readings in your area. We had a forced chamber explosion in the resonator coil. Field strength has increased by 3,000 percent.


Don’t believe in the you that believes in me and don’t believe in the me that believes in you. Believe in the you that believes in yourself!

– Flt. Adm Nadeshiko Hideyashi, CinC

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam eu dignissim tortor, sit amet bibendum lacus!”

– J. Cole

“Get this holodrone out of my face.”

– Cezanbi

“Upon a new front page sky
And shiver me timbers
‘Cause I’m a-sailin’ away”

– Mystery Enigma

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Disharmony Fleet is led by me, Fleet Admiral Nadeshiko Hideyashi. Our command staff is below

Nadeshiko Hideyashi
(Fleet Admiral)

The mysterious founder of Disharmony Fleet, she seems to appear and disappear at will.

J. Cole

The leader of the Fleet Expeditionary Force.

Mystery Enigma
Secret Obscurus


Rolos Mas (Senior Chief)

Sanitation systems chief. Avoids any attempt to promote to fleet staff like the hells are chasing them.

Who are you?

Stop sending your ships to us! We don’t need more Ferengi merchants! We’re full up on mysterious anomalies! We don’t need people with mysterious backstories! Take your five star rating and leave us!

Captain Taklni, Starbase 15 Commander



After Disharmony Fleet, all of my administrator woes disappeared! All of my COs left me, my wife left me, and my dog took my spaceship and ran!

Ex-Vice Admiral Vimsacy, Drifter.

Best in the Milky Way Quadrant!

Best fleet, use for all of your Star Trek and Star Wars needs. 10/5, would use again.

Totally not a paid reviewer, Totally Starfleet.